Bar Song
Bar Song

O!, gimme a beer and a corner of the bar.
Don't worry if I get drunk, 'cause I won't go too far.
I never noticed, Sid, just how beautiful you are!
Say, gimme a beer and a corner of the bar!

If I were but a fly just a-sittin' on the wall
Think of all the things I could learn about you all.
Why, I'd know more about your wife sittin' home alone
Than if I were foolish enough to take her for my own!

O!, gimme a beer and a corner of the bar.
Don't worry if I get drunk, 'cause I won't go too far.
I never noticed, Sid, just how beautiful you are!
Say, gimme a beer and a corner of the bar!

Some days I think I'll just turn into a stool,
Then I won't be told, "Get on home, you fool!"
My only worry's that Discord'll sit on me,
'Cause the rear end of that goddess ain't a thing I want to see!

O!, gimme a beer and a corner of the bar.
Don't worry if I get drunk, 'cause I won't go too far.
I never noticed, Sid, just how beautiful you are!
Say, gimme a beer and a corner of the bar!

If I could be the beer keg I'd be a happy man
'Cause then I won't be parted from the best drink of the lands.
But woe's the day when the tap goes dry,
For then into the rubbish bin go I!

O!, gimme a beer and a corner of the bar.
Don't worry if I get drunk, 'cause I won't go too far.
I never noticed, Sid, just how beautiful you are!
Say, gimme a beer and a corner of the bar!